Hello I'm Dion Dermott
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My favorite pop groups are Steps and Bewitched and anyone who is not too loud or makes faces like they need to go to the toilet when they play the guitar.
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another wild night out with the lads.
Most of my time these days is spent in orbit and I rarely come down to Earth. My job up here is rounding up stray space bats and trying to find good homes for them. They can live on Earth but must be kept in special vacuum cages in the dark and not given any drugs.
In my spare time I enjoy ballet dancing,
going to church to praise the Lord, pressing wild flowers,
knitting, embroidery, and working with
fabrics.
I am kind to animals and women but have never seen one without any
clothes on because I'm not married yet. To a woman I mean ( not an
animal )
When my mum lets me play out I
like to go to the pub but only drink lemonade, play darts and crib. I
always put money in collection boxes for poor and starving people.
